The workload that the baboons are forcing me to do is getting unbearable. They're making me chip boulders in the quarry, and then break the boulders down into rocks so they may use them as pets. Pet rocks. That is the benefit they recieve from my labor. Maybe I shouldn't have taken this job. The heat on this island is crazy. I'm used to 20 degrees below zero, and it's like 100 here!

Wow, that must be hard work. Maybe they should of gotten Bigfoot instead haha
—eXiled on 2003-11-08 04:35:40

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bigfoot is my north american cousin.

—Yeti on 2003-11-08 08:27:12

ooo man
i suggest that you build an army of rock people to do the work for you via mind control. if that doesnt work you could always ask for a vacation. but other than the random comment i was also campaigning for motm and was hoping for your vote in the nutang forums? it would be greatly appreciated. okiedokie i hope that you dont get too worked by those baboons. (: peas.
» bifocalLs on 2004-01-19 08:20:47

Chillax' my Friend
Rest assured you will soon adjust. Get a hair cut, might make you feel cooler. Start a fad with a baboon mohawk! For pet rocks were once a fad in 1975, here in our earthling land. Maybe try to make yourself, your very own pet rock! Having a pet is cool! What would you name your Pet Rock?
» JMC on 2006-10-09 04:00:57

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